Valentines Day | TheBluMile Way

As the most commercially romantic day of the year looms, we’ve complied a definitive list of refreshing valentines’ events and ideas to make this year original, unique and kinda kray!

While the day is usually full of clichés and over done gimmicks, the ideas we’ve sourced for you promise to give your day a surprising, sexy twist. Alternatively you could just download Miles Penetrative Sex music and jam to that…


To truly shake things up this year we found this stylish mixology day for two. Learn the secrets behind creating the perfect cocktail in three of London’s sleekest lounges. This exclusive experience also includes 4 free cocktails and an elite membership card offering discounts at a range of top restaurants and bars. You’ll be greeted with champagne cocktails and gourmet horderves at Hush, then move on to Sartoria in Saville Row and finally conclude the experience at Meza. Mmm alcohol. l-Mixology-Safari-For-Two?method=Section


For couples that want an exhilarating, adventurous day we recommend a his and hers driving experience. Get in the front seat of a Lamborghini or Astin Martin and race round a track. Whether you’re racing each other or sharing a luxury ride, this day is memorable, decadent and refreshing.


Valentines day is probably the best time to go and see one of the greatest love stories ever told (fuck Twilight). The Southbank Centre is proudly hosting an incredible performance of Romeo and Juliet with a 250 strong cast and BBC symphony chorus. With the tragic drama accompanied by an enchanting orchestra and period instruments, this is the perfect backdrop to an unforgettable mesmerizing evening. And guaranteed relations which is always good :)


If you have a sweet tooth and love the indulgence of the day, then this experience should tick every box. Forget generic boxes of chocolates and hand make your very own delicious gifts. Sample scrumptious strawberry fondue before creating and decorating truffles and other gourmet treats. Every couple goes home with a generous valentines day goody bag to commorate the beautiful evening, filled with even more delicious chocolates and recipes. Mmm chocolate.


If you’re a couple that enjoys sexy, sultry soul music, Troy bar in Shoreditch is the ultimate chilled out and romantic date venue. Housed in an intimate, atmospheric bar, Troy Bar invites the best singers in London to take to the stage and sing with their incredible accomplished band. With charismatic hosts that could dominate most recording artists and delicious soul food, Troy Bar is an exciting, inviting date experience. With entry into this heavenly hub only costing £4, you’d be absolutely crazy to miss there valentines open mic night this Tuesday. I guarantee you will be swept off your feet with this enchanting evening.


A soft lull shrouds the room in lingering silence. The air buzzes with electric excitement and sizzling suspense. The anticipation seems to glide over the dimly lit stage and slice through the smoky haze between the audience and the sexual temptress they are all clamouring to see. Hairs stand on edge and breaths are held as a single, curvaceous silhouette prowls into view. And so the Burlesque striptease begins…

The Volupte bar offers a sensual night of an indulgent three course meal accompanied by the most glamourous and sexy burlesque acts in London. Soak up the sexy atmosphere and maybe even learn some new tricks. A candle lit dinner suddenly looks pretty dull now, doesn’t it?


For the sophisticated culture vulture in you, treat your date to the elegant, sensual sounds of Morrico in love. An exciting mixture of latin and jazz music infused with cinema awaits the couple that enjoys this evening. This is an audio-visual adventure that offers so much more then a dinner date experince. If you attended the Blumile launch party (pretty epic night) you’ll already know how stunning the venue is. Not to be missed!!


If you don’t plan on leaving the comfort of your own home this year, why not let the ladies at Ann Summers add some naughty fun into your evening. They’ve complied a range of gift sets and valentines lingerie to spice up any night. With sexy boardgames, sex cheques and books its safe to say you’ll have an eventful night. All their gift boxes will go extremely well with Miles’ Penetrative sex music (what!! It’s true!).

And finally if you think all these ideas are rubbish you always purchase this beautiful card instead: 

by Ravae

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